The HoA Questing Song
This crime was committed by Gui and I, based on an SCA related filk-song called "The SCA Driving Song".
The HOA Questing Song
Hunting bright and early out by Dereth way
Have to get my level by the break of day
Don't be late for the quest or I'll get left again
Hanging out all weekend waiting for the timer to kick in
Why do I do this anyway?
Welcome my friends, to the HoA
Seems like I've been questing for at least a week
Have to say "afk" and take a leak
My ass is sore and my brain is starting to numb
Fellowed with escapees from a mental asylum
Why do I do this anyway?
Welcome my friends, to the HoA
Finally reach the portal now we can begin
Someone gets the boot as we buff again.
A Sho UA and a drunken Gharu mage
Standing here until we hit retirement age
Why do I do this anyway?
Welcome my friends, to the HoA
Get into the dungeon get our game in gear.
The final room has gotta be a mile from here.
Half a dozen turns and our leader's lost again
I run outta tapers and all the hollows respawn then.